COSMIC FLATULENCE
The seventh and eighth-grade boys sat in the room at the church in Springfield, Missouri. They listened as well as they could as the teacher tried to expound the love of Christ to them. From out of nowhere it appeared. No, you could not see it and this time it was not heard. It was there and you knew it because of the odor that spread through the entire room. The windows had to be opened. Even then it took interminable minutes to dissipate.
That was the moment when this theory of the origin of the Universe was born. It sounds odd. Sometimes flashes of inspiration appear just like that strange smell. Which of the times this happened was the actual trigger is not known. The beginning of time became clear one day in this green fog.
When I was beginning college, I had doubts that the story of Jehovah creating the universe was a myth. I asked God to show himself to me. I wanted to believe. I began to see the hand of a creator in the sunset, the sunrise, the rain, the stars, and a thousand other parts of creation itself.
When my children were born, I knew that the process of procreation was named properly. Everything about our world and our universe points directly to a creator. If you can’t see that, I am sorry. I wanted to believe in Yahweh. I know that it is said that we believe what we want to.
Hebrews 11:1 in the New Testament of the Bible says, “Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things that are not seen.” This is one of my favorite scriptures. My belief in a creator allows me to see Him and have proof in my own mind that He does in fact exist.
The main theory that contends with creation is something that is called The Big Bang Theory. This ideology states that when there was nothing it exploded. Can nothing explode? I do not think that is a scientific fact. I do not believe that anyone has been able to record a vacuum doing anything. My Cosmic Flatulence concept is the Big Bang with an explanation of where whatever banged came from.
Can this theory be proven? No, it cannot. It makes sense to me that something must have entered the nothing that was where the universe is now. Going back to that room and that cloud of smelly gas that came from nowhere, I decided that if the Big Bang was correct, God must have passed gas.
If you do not want to accept that the universe was created, then explain to me how nothing exploded or where whatever did explode came from. Just like the boy that created that cloud, you are denying the truth. Something was there. It came from somewhere. Nothing or something blew up either by accident or by some cause.
I have no problem accepting that our Universe started with a cloud of something like gas exploding. I need to know where whatever explosion came from. Do not lie to yourself and everyone else by saying that nothing can explode. If you do not want to acknowledge that something came from somewhere. Acknowledge that everything you believe in is a lie according to science.
I understand that you believe that I am believing a lie and that I am confused and stupid. I will not call you the names that you call those of us who accept a creator God. I wish that something someone says will touch you and you will stop believing the lies that have been told.
©Copyright 2023 by Charles Kensinger
